Update to COVID protocol

Effective immediately all in-person sessions must use two masks for the entirety of your visit. This is based on current recommendations from the medical community due to mutations in SARS-CoV2, which is predicted to become the more prominent strain(s).

If you are unsure which masks to wear, here are my suggestions:

  • top layer is either a multi-layer cloth mask or surgical mask
  • bottom layer is either an N95 or surgical mask

As usual, if you show up without the proper protection you will be turned away. Examples:

  • bandana
  • cotton t-shirt
  • single mask of any kind
  • something flimsy, hanging off your face, easily slipping down, and/or dirty
  • nothing

Masks must be clean and fit properly! If you don’t know what that means, look it up!

If you have any questions you can either ask them here, in an email to me, or, if you’re new, in the session request form on my website.

Blog Update

I tried reopening comments on my blog and set them to close 5 days after a post. This completely eliminated all the spam I was receiving.

Now, I’m going to experiment with having comments on new posts open for 10 days.

If you like my post or want to say something about it, please leave a comment there. Sometimes people will send me an email with a comment about a post. Don’t do that. I don’t need more email and I’d much rather talk with you about my blog in my blog. Thanks!

Vintage Kink: Holy Shit

I’m going to take a little interpretive liberty with this one…because we can’t truly know the intent of people centuries ago.

So, back around 1330 this cathedral in Freiberg, Germany was finally completed, after about 200 years of construction.

Copyright Florian K (Wiki)

Story goes that one of the stonemasons didn’t get paid appropriately for his work and decided to get back at the city council member who was to blame. This is what he chose to do:

Copyright mjhaertlein (atlasobscura)

A gargoyle that “shits” rainwater to the ground below.

This is likely an act of revenge rather than kinky art but for toilet/brown fetishists it might be fun to imagine otherwise…

Tribute Increase

Effective January 1, 2021 I will be increasing my tribute to $300 per hour. This will affect all sessions up to four hours in length. Six- and eight-hour session will be unaffected. As usual, I will offer a discount for multiple hours.

This decision has nothing to do with the pandemic. I had been planning on raising it at the beginning of 2021 long before the COVID outbreak. In fact, knowing how difficult this time had been for people had me consider that maybe I should postpone, but it’s been 3 years since my last tribute increase, I’ve been behind the current national rate for a while now, and I have been seeing new Dommes with no private dungeon charging more than me, so I decided it was time.

Existing clients that I have seen at least 4 times between March of 2019 and March of 2020 will be grandmothered until June April 1, 2021.

Blog Update

A couple of things:

  1. I haven’t been updating this much because I’m honestly not motivated to. I have been putting up a pretty steady stream of content for over 5 years and have never really gotten much interaction. (Thank you to those who have regularly interacted!) So I’m left not knowing how many are actually reading and if this is really a good use of my time. Maybe once this awful, dreary time has passed I will feel inspired again.
  2. I have turned off comments for the time being. I’ve had an increasing amount of spam that I have to sort through and I don’t want to have to deal with it.

UPDATE: I have decided to try allowing comments on NEW posts for 5 days after publication. Since the spammers are usually going further back into my post history it might keep them from commenting.

Update on In-Person Sessions

Effective September 1st I will once again begin accepting select new clients. This means that I will be selective about who I accept as a new client at this time.

As with my existing clients, all new clients will be be required to pass additional health screening and wear a mask for the entirety of their visit. Don’t worry about how it may affect the scene. I will have you distracted by other things and you won’t be thinking about your mask.

For more information, including what activities are currently unavailable, please see this post.

I will continue all my other protocol as usual.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask them here!