BDSM Humor: Meatball D/s
Category: Humor
The reality of what years of repetitive dungeon cleaning will do to you
Someone Knew Exactly What They Were Doing #64: Snowballs In The Face?
Literally no one likes that, you perv.
Kinky Humor: Safewords for Tech Nerds
C.B.T.Fridays
I look forward to the Fridays that Monkey Dick presents himself on a platter and I get to serve up more sizzling hot torture to his doomed slavemeat.
This week, I showed him to his place at the cross, affixed him, and tenderized his balls with a three-course flogging.
Then, I brought him to a seat with a better view, where I made sure he was very comfortable before I made him very uncomfortable. This week’s special? Metal ball stretcher with a plate of sharp spikes.
Imagine how deliriou–I mean, delicious–those sharp spikes felt on his choked, tightly stretched, and tenderized slaveballs…
For dessert, I treated him to some tasty womanhandling before I allowed him to go. Pushing men around is one of my absolutely favorite things to cook up. 😈
From Monkey Dick:
“Thank you for the absolutely great session! When I noticed you laughing and enjoying yourself as I squirmed from your painful tortures I knew [I was] really “doomed”. You demonstrated your incredible CBT skills … I found this intense prolonged torture very exciting. … I had forgotten how exciting rough play can be. … When you grabbed my throat, put your weight on me, that really added to my excitement. … Thanks again for the great session”
Vintage Kink: Holy Shit
I’m going to take a little interpretive liberty with this one…because we can’t truly know the intent of people centuries ago.
So, back around 1330 this cathedral in Freiberg, Germany was finally completed, after about 200 years of construction.
Story goes that one of the stonemasons didn’t get paid appropriately for his work and decided to get back at the city council member who was to blame. This is what he chose to do:
A gargoyle that “shits” rainwater to the ground below.
This is likely an act of revenge rather than kinky art but for toilet/brown fetishists it might be fun to imagine otherwise…
Someone Knew Exactly What They Were Doing #63: For Men Who Are Lost
For the men who are lost
Helpful for the men who can’t find Stair 1 Access:
Kinky Comix: Thor’s Fetish
That’s right – touch it.
Thor also likes to send unsolicited hammer pics
Please Buy This #3
Who the hell thought it made sense to have the lower tit area go down nearly to the bottom of the ribcage?
Get out of here.
Vintage Kink: Holy Sunday Edition
Wish my Latin wasn’t so rusty, because I’d love to know the explanation for this one.
Giving oral while simultaneously getting poked in the ass by a bird with a very large beak.
Let’s add that to FetLife’s fetish list, shall we?
(This is apparently from a Book of Hours. I am having trouble finding it’s specific source, however.)