Vintage Kink: Holy Shit

I’m going to take a little interpretive liberty with this one…because we can’t truly know the intent of people centuries ago.

So, back around 1330 this cathedral in Freiberg, Germany was finally completed, after about 200 years of construction.

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Story goes that one of the stonemasons didn’t get paid appropriately for his work and decided to get back at the city council member who was to blame. This is what he chose to do:

Copyright mjhaertlein (atlasobscura)

A gargoyle that “shits” rainwater to the ground below.

This is likely an act of revenge rather than kinky art but for toilet/brown fetishists it might be fun to imagine otherwise…

Vintage Kink: Holy Sunday Edition

Wish my Latin wasn’t so rusty, because I’d love to know the explanation for this one.

Giving oral while simultaneously getting poked in the ass by a bird with a very large beak.

Let’s add that to FetLife’s fetish list, shall we?

(This is apparently from a Book of Hours. I am having trouble finding it’s specific source, however.)

Domestic slave at work in My dungeon