Keeping Canada Safe From Rebels

13 décembre 1837

Les américains sont des imbéciles.

J’ai attiré ça…I lured this young one right into my trap.

He believed he was safe where he meets his Hunter’s Lodge brethren.

These rebels are naive to think I don’t have my eyes and ears everywhere, watching their every move, learning their plans to incite revolt with the locals to overthrow our government.

He was an easy capture.

It did not take much to get him to talk. My dagger on his throat and my intentions in his ear were enough.

As is typical of men, he took an opportunity to question my leadership and doubt my abilities as a woman.

When I stripped him of his britches and placed my blade at the real weakness, he whimpered, as they do.

I spent some time enjoying the torture of him, as I extracted more about his accomplices and their plans.

He begged for his life, of course. I pretended to offer it in exchange for key details.

Once he provided them, I cut him loose and told my men to take him for deportation to Van Diemen’s Land.

Au revoir, Monsieur de Fontaine.

Capitaine Tissa
Commandant de la milice du Haut-Canada

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(JancokOi, who played Mr. de Fontaine, wrote about his experience with me here.)

A Sick Mistress

I’m recovering from some nasty gastroenteritis. I’m not positive what caused it but the last thing I ate before I got really sick was a veggie burger and fries from a fast food place Saturday evening. I started feeling really sick about 2 – 3 hours afterward. The following 24 hours were horrible, the next 48 still were awful but at least my high fever broke, and since then I’ve been getting better every day but because I’ve barely eaten anything since Saturday, I’m really weak and can’t do much without feeling like I’m going to pass out.

Obviously, this means no sessions.

I rescheduled those I was going to see this week and, because I really don’t know how long it will take to get back to the point where I can run a scene, I’m discouraging people from booking at least for the next 4 or 5 days, with warnings that I may need even longer, depending.

I’ve tried to reply to messages when I can. If you have sent one to me and have not yet received a reply — now you know why.

My Twitter is currently locked

I keep getting thrown in “jail”. There are different types of Twit jails, from brief detainment to solitary confinement.

I’m in the step below prison, I think.

People can see my tweets and some people can follow, but I’m missing from search results, and likely also when searching tags. What this means is that I get really poor engagement with my content and the teeny tiny-ist trickle of new followers…which is fewer than the number I end up losing in this type of jail. In other words: I never get anywhere. I’m always going to be at a net loss.

I was in this same place from March of 2020 to March of 2021. I would sometimes get a few followers but then would lose twice as much, in the same 24-or-so-hour period. The end result over the course of the year was my losing hundreds of followers I had worked to get.

But, Mistress, aren’t they just unfollowing you, as people do? Some probably are, but my experience, which I have personally verified has happened to others, and I’ve read others write about happening to them, is that it seems Twit forces people to “unfollow” you. They just somehow, for some reason, disconnect you from people in your network. Maybe you have seen a Domme mention her confusion or astonishment that she KNOWS she was following these other Dommes but now she’s not?? It’s a thing that happens and we don’t absolutely know why. Maybe, at best, this is just how the algorithm is programmed to reduce the reach of “spammers” and “bots” based on those accounts engaging in the same “red flag” behaviors; or, at worst, maybe it’s a deliberate attempt to break up social networks they don’t like as part of a censorship campaign. It would certainly be plausible for us adult workers/providers/entertainers/content creators so often under fire, especially in this post-FOSTA/SESTA world.

Why are followers important, Mistress? Ultimately, in the grand scheme of things, they are not. But with anyone who is trying to grow their livelihood, being censored because someone doesn’t like you for some reason, like because you talk about icky ICKY SEX and OMGSUPERGROSS KINKY SEX, is obviously not conducive to that. And if I’m going to be censored and not allowed to grow why the fuck am I creating content for the platform? Especially when I’m not getting paid for it? I’d rather spend the time on my blog. At least I know that there I can’t possibly randomly get “suspended” as so many Dommes and other adult workers have had happen to them.

So, in an effort to see if I can get myself out, I spent some time “cleaning” up a few things that I’ve read can hurt you, like flagged content, which seems to be happening to me more often these days. I even had the tweets of my mentioning I’m in jail and asking for help be flagged as “sensitive content”, which means they won’t show up on some people’s feed. That’s right: your discussion of censorship will be censored.

I’ve also read that hashtags and links, and using the same ones repeatedly and often, can get you shoved into their algorithm.

I’ve also considered that someone who is a miserable prick is just reporting my tweets for fun/spite and that is also getting me pulled in automatically. The lock might help that.

I’m going to wait and observe my account over the next several days. I’m hoping these actions might pull me out. If not, I’m going to contact Twit and see if they can manually fix the problem. I’m really losing patience at this point.

I will unlock it at some point in the future.

If you are not following me and wish to follow you can send a request. If your account is locked I will decline.

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Have an injury, chronic health condition, and/or (dis)ability?

I have multiple clients in your position & am adept at creating scenes that meet you where you’re at.

(My dungeon isn’t accessible but my mind is! I’ll do everything I can to accommodate you)

Some of the situations I work around with my clients:

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  • various heart, including hypertension, disease, and arrhythmias
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  • stroke
  • cancer

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Gifts and a note about sending them

More food for the both the colony outside and my girls inside:

Thank you, slut michelle!

And then in anticipation of our adventure, T sent me this PVC cincher and a candle that smells absolutely divine:

Thank you, T!

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