September is My Birthday Month

I love surprises and if you wish to send one here are my top birthday wishes:

  1. Venus (Pro Domme package) $1300
  2. Neoprene sleep sack $570
  3. Eneloop 12-pack of rechargeable AA batteries (it’s on the top of the list) One or two packs. $50 each
  4. Artifice clothing gift certificate A certificate would be much easier than providing measurements for several pieces and risking an error when ordered (and then you having to manage fixing it). Please send to gifts /at/ Mistress Tissa (.) com
  5. Donations to either the Louisiana SPCA or Louisiana Humane Society to support them with their work providing help to animals affected by Hurricane Ida.

Just want to send a tribute? You can do so here:

If you are one of my subs, slaves or sluts and need an address for mailing, send me an email.


Mistress Tissa

* * * Impact/CP bottom needed for clips * * *

I need to shoot some short videos to accompany my review of some impact implements. This was something I have been trying to arrange with my personal bottom for several months but it didn’t work out and he is no longer my bottom. His loss is your gain.

This opportunity is available to my existing clients first. (Existing clients are those who are in good standing with me and have had at least one session with me in roughly the last two years.) If none are able or willing in the timeframe I need, I will open this up to others.


  • you must pass my COVID screening
  • you will have to show your body (you do not need to show your face)
  • while I may only need you for a couple of hours, you must be available for up to a 6-hour block, between 2-10pm, preferably 4-10pm. (Morning will not be a possibility.)
  • probable marks on your butt (you don’t need to be a masochist or take heavy play but I will be using a variety of implements which are likely to leave some kind of marks by the time we’re finished)

If you’re a client, you will not be asked to tribute for this privilege. Non-clients will be.

If we go more than a couple of hours, you’ll probably get to have dinner with me. If we finish quickly and we’re having fun shooting, I may ask if you want to shoot more with me. What that entails can be negotiated at that time.

The deadline to respond is September 3rd.

I’m looking to schedule this after I return from my birthday vacation on September 26.

Please email me with “promo clips” as the subject line and include info about the days and time you’re available.

Monkey Dick, Exposed

I put Monkey Dick in my metal spreader device and forced him onto his back.

Now rendered helpless, his ass is mine.

With his cock, balls,and ass exposed to me, I gave him a delicious flogging.

Then added a little predicament into the mix.

While I was having my fun with him, I noticed the shadow of my earring on his ass:

(I should get that made into a metal brand)

Monkey Dick: “Thanks for the great session. … I really like the bondages you put me in … I was surprised how much I enjoyed the flogging hits … It was great! … The hard hits while in the predicament tie were intense and absolutely great!!!


Back in April I was sick. The symptoms started out like allergies but quickly turned into chills and a fever. I had a rapid COVID test and was told I was negative. Though I had this feeling it might not be accurate, I trusted what I was told about the test, provided informed consent to the few people I played with around that time, we continued to wear masks, and everything was fine.

After I felt better, I felt worse again. I continued to have a persistent dry cough and respiratory issues for 3-4 weeks. Nothing severe, but just enough to have me make a few changes to my schedule here and there.

I have since come to believe that I actually did have COVID. This is based on what I have learned about the test I had.

I recently learned that the FDA put out a warning that this test was giving a higher number of false negatives than estimated. In part, because those taking the nasal swabs were not doing the swab correctly. Either because they weren’t going deep enough or because they were putting the sample in a viral transport medium (solution) before putting them in the machine for analysis. This dilutes the sample to the point where you can get a false result. This is what happened to me.

I don’t know how I acquired the virus. I believe I acquired this from someone who was fully vaccinated. Since early February, I have been in contact with only one person without wearing a mask. With the few other people I’d been around at that time, I was always — with no exceptions — wearing at least one mask, but often two. No other explanation makes sense. Those who know me know I’ve been extremely careful since the pandemic began. and though I’ve been fine for over a month now, I wanted to mention this so that those who did session with me at the time have full disclosure in case you felt sick.

I’m still requiring masks for the time being. Not because I believe I had COVID and am worried I’m still infectious (I wouldn’t be at this point), but because whether you’ve received the vaccine or if you’ve been naturally inoculated, it’s a smart idea while we still have variants being passed around and we’re not fully out of this yet.

If you have any questions about this or if you felt ill between mid-April and mid-June, please let me know.

Just Arrived: Nut Suspension

Your nuts go in each of the little compartments and then those screws can be turned in to torture you and entertain me.

Here’s what they look like inside: