Are you a naughty boy or girl who won’t obey and just doesn’t learn? Do you need an attitude adjustment?
Come over here right now, young man. Assume the position, young lady.
If you have been bad, you need to be punished for your misdeed with a good over-the-knee spanking or paddling, like misbehaving boys and girls deserve. Those of you who give Me attitude might also need your mouth washed out with soap.
I’m a compelling Disciplinarian, Mommy, Step-Mommy, Auntie, or Boss who provides a range of no-nonsense discipline measures from Good Boy/Good Girl training and tasks and, when required, punishments suited to the severity of your misdeeds.
I know that between My firm hand, assortment of belts, hairbrushes, paddles, canes, floggers, whips, and My background in psychology (I’m very good at behavioral analysis and modification), I will set you on the right path.