September is My Birthday Month

I love surprises and if you wish to send one here are my top birthday wishes:

  1. Venus (Pro Domme package) $1300
  2. Neoprene sleep sack $570
  3. Eneloop 12-pack of rechargeable AA batteries (it’s on the top of the list) One or two packs. $50 each
  4. Artifice clothing gift certificate A certificate would be much easier than providing measurements for several pieces and risking an error when ordered (and then you having to manage fixing it). Please send to gifts /at/ Mistress Tissa (.) com
  5. Donations to either the Louisiana SPCA or Louisiana Humane Society to support them with their work providing help to animals affected by Hurricane Ida.

Just want to send a tribute? You can do so here: https://www.erotifix.com/mistresstissa

If you are one of my subs, slaves or sluts and need an address for mailing, send me an email.

xo

Mistress Tissa

Who sent these sandals?

They came without any note.

They’re cute but not only did the seller send the wrong size — a US 9 was on my wishlist and they sent an 8 — they’re still about two sizes too big, which isn’t as apparent in the photo because of how I’m sitting down with my feet off the side of my couch.

I contacted the seller and they are telling me I have to pay shipping back to China. That’s right: I must pay for their mistake or inability to correctly size their shoes.

That’s it. I’m done trying shoes from Chinese manufacturers who are shipping from China. I think most of the time they never fit correctly.

Anyway, thanks for sending them, mystery person beth! Too bad they didn’t work out!

Some Suprises

I love gifts. Who doesn’t??

Some surprises this week…

I have a love for fishnet and I received an assortment of sexy bodysuits from beth:

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Thank you for sending me such lovely gifts, beth!!

And then I received this gorgeous 4″ shungite pyramid from greg patrick:

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Included was this note:

I wanted to thank you for comforting me in my time of despair.

You’re welcome. I love it! I’m delighted to add it to my mineral collection. Thank you, greg patrick!

 

New To Temenos: Bondage Chair With Shackles

My other chair was broken, so I needed a replacement. slave john was kind enough to gift me the funds for me to get one for my birthday.

I have been looking for the “perfect” chair for a while, but it doesn’t seem to exist.

Until I commission someone to make the one in my head, I chose this one:

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It’s been on my wishlist for years ——— but no more!

While I typically prefer wood, because I prefer the way it looks and feels, metal certainly has its advantages.

I really like the shackles and removable seat cushions:

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Mmm, the possibilities… I’m going to have a lot of fun putting you sluts in my new chair!

Thank you, slave john!!

 

New To Temenos: More CBT Devices

Monkey Dick told me he had his eye on a CBT device and proposed that he send me the money to get it for our sessions. I said yes. While he was at it, he sent extra for me to get something else I wanted. I decided to buy more things for CBT (one of my favorite activities).

I chose more stainless steel because I find stainless steel incredibly sexy.

(It’s also able to be sterilized so you don’t catch any nasties.)

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Clockwise from left:

  • a parachute (I need a replacement), which came with a cute little bucket that I can put things in and laugh as your balls get pulled lower and lower
  • a ball stretcher with spiked press
  • a ball sheath with spiked interior
  • a two-row Kali’s teeth (I have 2 different four-row varieties so I thought this would be a nice addition to my collection)
  • a cock ring with an o-ring

This is what lies below in the stretcher:

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I can stretch you out and then raise up those spikes if I don’t like how you’re behaving. Or just because I love to impale your nuts.

Thank you, Monkey Dick! I look forward to fucking you up in the near future!

 

 

My Birthday Is Coming Up!

Happy September, everyone! My birthday is the 23rd and spoiling me is an absolutely fantastic idea.

Gift suggestions:

  • Anything from the “Featured” section on my Offerings page.
  • Gifts cards to eBay or Etsy. I will also accept Amazon (even though I’m trying to do less business with them).
  • Something from one of my Amazon lists (look in the left column for each list link).
  • Something to add to one of my collections.

 

Top five sexy things I’d like:

  1. Black Magic XL. Link is under “Featured”
  2. Money toward a new bondage chair. Please send through Giftrocket.com to¬†GatMT and indicate it’s toward a new chair.
  3. Standing cage. Link is under “Featured”. (If you buy this by the end of the day today, September 2nd, and put “LABOR20” in the discount field during checkout, you will get 20% off.)
  4. Neoprene sleep sack. Link is under “Featured”.
  5. More batteries for Temenos. The specific kind I’d like is at the top of this page.

 

Some of you do not seem to like buying specific requests from a wishlist (“It’s too impersonal, Mistress”), so here are a few things I collect and that have some room for a more personal touch:

Crystal and mineral specimens. I have pretty broad likes here. Beautiful specimens — of any variety — are a good choice. Buying from a geologist rather than a gemologist is more likely to land something that will be aligned with my tastes. Some of my preferences are: labradorite, large quartz crystal points (Only *natural* not lab grown quartz or cut points, please), 6″+ piece of raw rose or lilac quartz, fluorite clusters or tower cuts (especially red or pink), 4″+ piece of of raw chrysocolla. I’ve also been wanting a big amethyst cathedral geode. If anyone wants to surprise me with one of those, I’d be thrilled. Aside from that, I’m open. I’m okay with something polished or raw. Please no small polished stones (under 1″). I have lots of those.

Fossils. Again, I’m pretty open-minded here. Preferences for fish, plants, insects, and parts of dinosaurs. No trilobytes, please. Petrified wood is great — especially slabs. A palm frond would be amazing.

Money. Not for spending, for collecting. I have a decent amount of post-WWII 20th century US currency, so preferably something pre-WWII or international. I have bills and coins from many countries but it would be too time consuming to try to detail what I have here. A couple of particular interests are: Any coins from Roman or Greek antiquity, and a coin from Elizabethan England, with Elizabeth I on the face, ideally circa 1575-1595. I’m not a snob about condition of anything.

Thank you!