New Series: Please Buy This #1

This series will be dedicated to the questionable things that are made and the way they are “marketed” to us kinky folx. A What The Fuck Are They Thinking of adult toys, if you will.

Found this on Amazon:

Before I even think about how ineffective the design and unhygienic the hardware looks for this…”gag”, the death stare of this mannequin has me wanting to immediately close the tab.