Someone Knew Exactly What They Were Doing #58: Guess Who’s Getting Engaged

Look at them. They were probably were laughing their asses off when they submitted this announcement.

Craven-Dick

If they didn’t decide to share a hyphenated name it will have been one of the great tragedies of our times.

“Excuse me, are you Chuck Craven-Dick?” (Perverts hear: “Excuse me, are you, Chuck, Craven-Dick?”)

(Thanks to beth for finding this!)

Someone Knew Exactly What They Were Doing #54: Say what?

Saw this at my local Home Goods store:

MistressTissa_Cornhole

 

*reads slowly* “Specifically designed for studios…roof tops…and…elevators” (???)

I don’t know about you, but I certainly enjoy a good, rousing *clears throat* sack toss in an…elevator