Helpful for the men who can’t find Stair 1 Access:

For the men who are lost
Helpful for the men who can’t find Stair 1 Access:
Definitely not going for subtlety
(If someone knows who took this photo, please let me know so I can credit them.)
Definitely not going for subtlety with this one.
Look at them. They were probably were laughing their asses off when they submitted this announcement.
If they didn’t decide to share a hyphenated name it will have been one of the great tragedies of our times.
“Excuse me, are you Chuck Craven-Dick?” (Perverts hear: “Excuse me, are you, Chuck, Craven-Dick?”)
(Thanks to beth for finding this!)
Look at these completely innocuous street lamppost decorations that no one would ever think looked like anything other than a candle and…balls:
Happy Holidays, everyone!
Saw this at my local Home Goods store:
*reads slowly* “Specifically designed for studios…roof tops…and…elevators” (???)
I don’t know about you, but I certainly enjoy a good, rousing *clears throat* sack toss in an…elevator…